Brendan Kelly

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation ugh, tricky question. Let's just say I'm not profiting.
Location chicago, IL, United States
Introduction guy. dad. husband. dog master. brother. son. uh...bad sleeper. Some farts.
Interests Man, I don't know. Read the fucking blog, I guess.
Favorite Movies After Hours, Fast, Cheap and Out of Control, Night On Earth, Royal Tennenbaums, Dog Day Afternoon, Ghostbusters, I really like Taxi Driver, but I hate the kind of people who say they like Taxi Driver, you know? Um, Sport Fucking 23, etc.
Favorite Music Music is for chumps.
Favorite Books tin drum, the master and margarita, catch 22, Midnight's Children

You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

Oh, okay...I'll make...Jesus, I'm so torn between trying to come up with something witty, trying to come up with something lucrative and just trying to think of the most out there answer possible. I don't think I'd be a very good plastic plant CEO. Sorry.