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About me

Gender	Female
Industry	Engineering
Occupation	Document Control (glorified office clerk)
Location	Sherman Oaks, California, United States
Introduction	i love cream cheese, i read chuck palahniuk, music is my religion, i enjoy writing big words, i sing every chance i get, i believe in ghosts, i won't eat lamb, i write songs, i procrastinate, i am a Nerdfighter, i don't touch straws, i sleep with the lights on, i rinse and repeat, i hate it when you don't leave a message, i don't leave a message, i don't have patience, i can't remember my dreams, the dreams i do remember look like movies, i like record stores, i love buying new cd's, i like pens, i am a Gryffindor, i love Hollywood, I love London, I want to go to Italy, i'm always obsessed with something, i need something to believe in, i pretend i don't need anything, i have NO flaws, i HATE pictures of myself, i sometimes get paranoid, i think everyone should be nicer (even me), i have tattoos, i want more piercings, i read about serial killers, i play sudoku, i am a Scoobie, i (usually) like remakes, i heart emo boys and skater guys and- guys, i think the book is better than the movie, i use LUSH, i drink mai thais, i drink beer, people fascinate me, i love wearing my tiara, and i love book stores... among other things.
Interests	everything that makes me think, smile, laugh, and improves my life. and peanuts; so many uses for them!
Favorite Movies	FIGHT CLUB, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, SLC Punk, Amelie, Shoot 'Em Up, The Notebook, Kung Fu Hustle, Thank You for Smoking, Se7en, Legend of the Fall, The Princess and The Warrior, Pan's Labyrinth, Run, Lola, Run, Zoolander, But I'm a Cheerleader, Just Friends, Grosse Pointe Blank, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Gattaca, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, The Usual Suspects, Identity, America's Sweethearts, American Beauty, True Romance, Interview with the Vampire, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Twelve Monkeys, Bandits, The Bourne Trilogy, Dogma, Planet Terror, Sin City, The Sixth Sense, High Fidelity, The Bad Seed (1956), The Boys in Company C, Empire Records, Across the Universe, Let the Right One In
Favorite Music	a lot of stuff. a wide range of stuff. i'm a picky bitch, though. and i don't do techno... often. in no particular order: Nelly Furtado, Rancid, blink-182, Christina Aguilera, MxPx, Sugarcult, ALL CAPS, Rolling Stones, Green Day, The Exies, Sugar Ray, Eve, Gwen Stefani, No Doubt, Britney Spears: Blackout (but nothing else), Mest, Vroom, OK Go, Hellogoodbye, Panic! at the Disco (ahem) Panic at the Disco, Lily Allen (first album), Jem (not the cartoon entity, though she rocked hard), The Weepies, Dr. Noise, Maroon 5, Sum 41, Dave Matthews Band, Anti-Flag, Fall Out Boy, Hot Hot Heat, The Strokes, The Beatles, Alex Day, Bob Dylan, Alanis Morissette, The City Drive, All-American Rejects, Brand New, John Butler Trio, M.I.A., Operation Ivy, a bunch more i can't think of right now; and various assorted songs by various assorted people.
Favorite Books	All Chuck Palahniuk, all Douglas Adams, the Harry Potter series, Catch 22 by Joseph Heller, the Post Secret books, Jennifer Government by Maxx Barry...

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

we will each make the customary gargling sound in our throats, say "smezbip," and shut off our communicators.