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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Accounting |
| Occupation | CPA & Ambulance Chaser |
| Location | Boerne, Texas, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | Played basketball at Texas Tech 1963-1966. Flunked out once and kicked out twice during my matriculation at that august institution of higher learning; the last time for kicking the shit out of two campus cops in a drunken rage. Finally got my shit together and graduated from the Univ. of Dallas with a degree in accounting. Went to SMU Law School and became the lowest form of life on earth, a lawyer. |
| Interests | Minimizing the scope and effect of the IRS, going to as many rowdy, cowboy honky tonks as possible in my lifetime, fishing, drinking as much ice cold Lone Star and Shiner as possible, Crider's in beautiful downtown Hunt (out behind the rodeo arena), Mo Ranch, Kreuz Market, Rudy's BBQ in Austin, college football, major league baseball, shooting stuff |
| Favorite music | The Who, AC/DC, Dire Straits, ZZ Top, Buddy Guy, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughan (RIP), Robert Johnson (RIP), Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marshall Tucker, The Allman Brothers (before Duane hit that peach truck) |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie Em, Thank you so very much for the rooster-shaped syrup decanter. My wife always says I need a new cock; and now I have one. Love, Billy Bob