Tacomaker
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Agriculture |
| Occupation | Taco breeding |
| Location | Tacotown, USA |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | Hi, my name is Tacomaker, I love to eat tacos and burritos. Sometimes me and my cousin, Dirty Sanchez, go down to the muddy watering hole and groom each other's mustachios. |
| Interests | Burros, sombreros, panchos, tortillas, greasy mustaches, beans, poop, toilet paper, señoritas, el caminos |
| Favorite movies | Slutty Señoritas, Migrant Worker Hijinks, Paco and Rueben's Grande Andventure, Burro Butt Pirates |
| Favorite music | Julio Iglesias, Gerrardo, Los Lobos, Richie Valens, Selena |
| Favorite books | Burro Bill and Me, How to Cross the Border and Keep your Mustachio Dry, Hoeing Beets for Beginners, Border Patrol Blues, Beans Beans the Magical Fruit, Taming The Mustachio:, The Foreboding World of Señor Dirty Sanchez |