Bryan

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About me

Introduction I am astonishing. I take people's breath away on a semi-regular basis.
Interests Movies, Books, Music, Dogs, Cats, Marriage, Creative Endeavors.
Favorite Movies Ghostbusters, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Dead Alive, The Big Lebowski, Dawn of the Dead (1978), Night of the Living Dead, Freaked, Requiem for a Dream, Brigham City, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Labyrinth, Evil Dead 2, most John Carpenter, most Marx Bros., anything with stop-motion, almost anything by Howard Hawks, Chaplin, Truffaut, Bergman, Herzog, Capra, Hitchcock, Welles, Don Siegel, or John Ford.
Favorite Music Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend, old Metallica, Oingo Boingo, Bernard Herrman, In Flames, old Anthrax, Electro Quarterstaff, Holst, Garden of Shadows, Faith No More, Killswitch Engage, Vivaldi, Sepultura, Megadeth, Ramones, Iron Maiden, Killing Joke, Nick Cave, Dream Theater, Johnny Cash, and any band that I like.
Favorite Books Almost anything by Orson Scott Card, Faulkner, H.G. Wells, God, Ray Bradbury, Dostoevsky, Harlan Ellison, Shakespeare, C.S. Lewis, Robert R. McCammon, F. Paul Wilson, George Orwell, Stephen King, William Peter Blatty, Woody Allen, Flannery O'Connor, and film books.

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

By not giving away my social security number to anyone unless they ask really nicely. This should prevent secret identity theft.