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Gender MALE
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation Writer/Journalist
Location Los Angeles, California, United States
Introduction I'm a writer. I'm an author. (Wait, isn't that the same thing? Oh, never mind.) I'm a Cubs fan (the cross I must bear). I'm a liver transplant recipient (the greatest favor in the world). I'm a professional smartass. I make a mean plate of scrambled eggs.
Interests baseball (Go Cubs - duh!), movies, television in all its forms, nonfiction books, cooking (badly?)
Favorite Movies Field of Dreams, Million Dollar Baby, Se7en, Plan Nine from Outer Space, Advise and Consent, Love Actually
Favorite Music Genesis, Tangerine Dream, Elton John, Outkast, Nikka Costa, Anastacia, Living Colour
Favorite Books The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?, Live from New York

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

What else - yell very loudly for help. And, while I'm waiting, I eat the slinky and play with the goat. No ...