VonJackass

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Religion
Occupation Ordained Jackass
Location Seoul, South Korea
Introduction Interviewer: Are you a genius or an idiot? VJ: Neither...I'm both.
Interests Hockey, Squash, Darts, Cracking jokes, Wasting Time, Drinking coffee / beer / gatorade / milk
Favorite Movies Planes Trains and Automobiles, Goodfellas, Meet the Parents, Royal Tenenbaums, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Favorite Music Lee Hyo Ri
Favorite Books A Clockwork Orange, Freakonomics, National Geographic

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

I would ask him if I could tell him something which was not a question. If he said yes, I would know that I should pause, and if he said no, then it proves that the asking is in the telling and I would think nothing more of it.