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Location	Chicago, IL, United States
Introduction	Just your typical overworked cube dweller who likes to write. I vacillate between high- and lowbrow culture and love to love and hate it all. And yes, I realize how pretentious this sounds. Say hi to me at maybeimamazed02@gmail.com and/or follow me on Twitter at unprocritic.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

I'd still drink the milkshake. I'D DRINK IT UP! Suck on that straw, Daniel Plainview.