Riley Smith
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Marketing |
| Occupation | Marketer |
| Location | Los Angeles, California, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a comedian and marketer here to make you chuckle. Tweet me @koldfever for more hilarity. |
| Interests | comedy, cartoons, history, feminism, dogs |
| Favorite movies | Bugs Bunny Roadrunner Movie, Deadpool, Resident Evil |
| Favorite music | Hip hop, alternative |
| Favorite books | Tam Lin, Northanger Abbey, Dictionary of the Khazars |
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
I'd inject a chemical into the apple, melting the inside into mush, and then poke a small hole in the skin to let it leek out. There. Apple peel "in one go".

