|Location||Los Angeles, California, United States|
|Introduction||I'm a comedian and marketer here to make you chuckle. Tweet me @koldfever for more hilarity.|
|Interests||comedy, cartoons, history, feminism, dogs|
|Favorite Movies||Bugs Bunny Roadrunner Movie, Deadpool, Resident Evil|
|Favorite Music||Hip hop, alternative|
|Favorite Books||Tam Lin, Northanger Abbey, Dictionary of the Khazars|
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
I'd inject a chemical into the apple, melting the inside into mush, and then poke a small hole in the skin to let it leek out. There. Apple peel "in one go".