Riley Smith

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Marketing
Occupation Marketer
Location Los Angeles, California, United States
Introduction I'm a comedian and marketer here to make you chuckle. Tweet me @koldfever for more hilarity.
Interests comedy, cartoons, history, feminism, dogs
Favorite Movies Bugs Bunny Roadrunner Movie, Deadpool, Resident Evil
Favorite Music Hip hop, alternative
Favorite Books Tam Lin, Northanger Abbey, Dictionary of the Khazars

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

I'd inject a chemical into the apple, melting the inside into mush, and then poke a small hole in the skin to let it leek out. There. Apple peel "in one go".