|Occupation||Yet another IT Slave|
|Location||Manchester , United Kingdom|
|Introduction||I'm partially deaf and lack proper night vision. Also one side of my beard grows faster than the other. No wonder my barber charges me one-n-half times the original cost. My second name is "WEIRDO" and 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th names I'm not aware of. What else would you like to know about me?|
You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
So that my fart also sounds likes a whistle...