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Gender MALE
Occupation Yet another IT Slave
Location Manchester , United Kingdom
Introduction I'm partially deaf and lack proper night vision. Also one side of my beard grows faster than the other. No wonder my barber charges me one-n-half times the original cost. My second name is "WEIRDO" and 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th names I'm not aware of. What else would you like to know about me?

You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?

So that my fart also sounds likes a whistle...