Dubs

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Occupation	Snoring (one of us) Not Sleeping (the other one of us)
Location	Fort Wayne, IN, United States
Introduction	Phil: I am not 90 years old as my wife thinks because I used the term "birding". Kristel: Bird is a noun; therefore (in my opinion), it should not receive the suffix "ing". That's like saying I'm going deering or ducking, instead of hunting. Birding is slang that's groovy with all the ninety-ers.
Interests	Birding, Nature Photography, Writing, Sports, Semantics, not looking like a tool.
Favorite Movies	Phil, Stranger than Fiction, Office Space, Memento, The Shawshank Redemption. Kristel, Stranger than Fiction, Napoleon Dynamite, Santa Claus Vs. the Martians.
Favorite Music	Phil, Pearl Jam, Todd Snider, Steve Poltz, Ben Harper. Kristel, Doesn't play favorites
Favorite Books	Phil, Field Guides of Birds, Not Looking Like a Tool For Dummies. Kristel, Gertrude McFuzz, Textbooks of No Kinds

You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?

If the question is not related to the statement, how many dogs will you make?