Gordon Houghstaedtlermeyer
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Vancouver, BC, Canada |
| Introduction | Born at the age of 0, Gordon moved to Vancouver after living in Edmonton for about 800 years. He lives alone with his rocking chair and coin collection and will someday own a loooooot of cats, you can just tell. |
| Interests | Moping, brooding, nerding out, sleeping, and a whole lot of other things you grew out of about 15 years ago, British comedy, QI, Have I Got News for You, Homestar Runner, writing, acting, laughing, brooding more, and being unhappy about the success of others |
| Favorite Movies | The Royal Tenenbaums, Clerks, Fight Club, Waking Life |
| Favorite Music | Elliott Smith, The Pixies, The Unicorns |
| Favorite Books | Vonnegut, Tolkien |
You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?
They have terrible aim. Plus they can't see it for all the trees.