MissMedusa
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Ex-Priestess for Athena |
| Location | Olympus |
| Introduction | I was actually a ravishing beauty who had the misfortune of having a drunken one night stand with Poseidon, and when that crazy She-bitch Athena found out, she gave me snakey hair, and the ability to turn men to stone. ***************************************************** I don't want kids, but I have four of them. Long term relationships depress the hell out of me, and me and the MIA (Man I Adore or Mega Irritating Asshole, depending on my mood) are going on 6 years. I chain smoke marlboro light/gold what the hell ever cigarettes, drink mass amounts of coke, play taxi cab constantly, think that Michael Jordan should shove the price of his gym shoes right up his million dollar ass, and men should only speak when the hand cupping their nuts squeezes. (ok Im kidding on that one) I liked Vampires before vampires were cool, I tried being a stay at home mom once and I know why people drink. I'm not an alcoholic, they attend meetings, and I have never been to one. The golden rule is this: Rehab is for Quitters. I'm sarcastic, and oftentimes bitchy. Don't get the humor? Don't stick around. |
| Interests | Cemeteries, Stalking, Whiskey, Jack Daniels, Marlboros, Coke, Smacking my kids around, Annoying my man, One Night Stands, horrible pick up lines, greek mythology, tombstones, dead people, libraries, funeral homes |
| Favorite Movies | Gone With the Wind, Braveheart, Clerks, Clerks 2, Pirates of the Carribean, Star Trek, Star Trek V, Army of Darkness, anything with Johnny Depp |
| Favorite Music | I don't have a favorite, I love all kinds of music |
| Favorite Books | Gone With the Wind, Laurell K. Hamilton, Anne Rice, SherrilynKenyon, Patricia Cornwell |
Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
Yeah, but only because the turtle is one of them 'mock turtles' that they make that soup out of.