Nigel Fairflower
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Male |
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| Introduction | Nigel Fairflower was blogger of sorts for ten years. You've probably never heard of him. Peruse the works of the great masters and you will not find him. Observe a cloud traversing a blue sky, and you will not recogise him. Gaze deeply into the heavens on clear night and you might catch a glimpse of him: he's a patch of the inky darkness. You won't though. Look under a rock and you won't find him. You'll find woodlice. You could, if you wanted, wonder if woodlice write blogs, like Nigel Fairflower did, but why would you? If you do happen to find yourself in that unlikely circumstance, please don't tell anybody. I don't want people thinking my readers are weirdos. |