Christine

My blogs

Gender	Female
Occupation	mommy
Location	Kansas, United States
Introduction	I'm like Donna Reed, but with more tattoos, foul language, and I like to lift heavy things. And I'm not in black and white.
Interests	baking, gardening, parenting, keeping it "real", bitchslapping my ho's, being a day late and a dollar short, always being one peck shy of a bushel, keeping my mind on my money and my money on my mind, sippin' on gin and juice, and doing my part to ensure that sexy does not, in fact, come back.
Favorite Movies	I used to see movies. Not so much anymore.
Favorite Music	The Shins, Rush, Bjork, Beck, Tori Amos, Kate Bush, U2, The Police, The Cure, nin (am I get too old to listen to Trent? He's so angsty. Angst gets on my old lady nerves), Peter Gabriel, Stars, The Scissor Sisters, blahblahblah....
Favorite Books	Tudor history, Elizabeth I, Bukowski, Henry Miller, Jeanette Winterson

Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?

I'm totally serious, who the hell got paid to come up with this crap?