Sam
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I am Sam, Sam I am. I am small , small I am . I am ever so, ever so small. |
| Interests | All manner of very small insignificant things, like humming, jiggling a leg while sitting, practicing moving my ears. You know the sort of thing. |
| Favorite Movies | oooh, ferris buellers day off, love actually, jesus christ superstar (not for obvious reasons), life of brian, purple rain. |
| Favorite Music | Prince, missy, Bob Marley, goombay dance band and Wham! |
| Favorite Books | very small ones. |