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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I'm Mike. No one reads my blog. I do it for love of the game or some other such bullshit. |
| Interests | Ranting. Writing. |
| Favorite movies | Jaws, Raging Bull, The Dark Knight, Campfire Stories |
| Favorite music | Music made before I was born |
| Favorite books | Choke, Catch-22, Slaughter- House V, Quirkology, Freakonomics, etc. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I would drink milk from the goat to strengthen my bones. And then I would sacrifice the goat to Zeus that he may look kindly down upon me. When that doesn't work, I'd tie the goat's skull to the end of the slinky and hold one end, throwing the skull up and hoping that whatever magic allows batman's grapple gun to cling to shit also works with a slinky and a goat skull.