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Introduction	Just as Pinocchio was born without a conscience, so too was the Clinton Campaign. So, the Blue Fairy - who thinks that Howard Dean and his 50-state strategy for turning more states Blue rocks, by the way - appointed Jiminy Clinton to become the Official Clinton Campaign Conscience. Until Mark Pennocchio stops lying, and until he proves that he can be "brave, truthful, and unselfish," Jiminy Clinton will be here, to point out the error of Pennocchio's ways, and to try to steer him away from the company he keeps.

Introduction

Just as Pinocchio was born without a conscience, so too was the Clinton Campaign. So, the Blue Fairy - who thinks that Howard Dean and his 50-state strategy for turning more states Blue rocks, by the way - appointed Jiminy Clinton to become the Official Clinton Campaign Conscience. Until Mark Pennocchio stops lying, and until he proves that he can be "brave, truthful, and unselfish," Jiminy Clinton will be here, to point out the error of Pennocchio's ways, and to try to steer him away from the company he keeps.