Voracious_Boot

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Gender Female
Location Central Islip, NY, United States
Introduction Shit My Mom Says is no longer active. Wish it were. You can get to know how crazy I am through my tumblr: http://mysafewordisfire.tumblr.com/
Interests video games, beer, bacon, photography, writing, awesome hats, pirates, stand-up comedy, internet stalking, owls
Favorite Movies Watchmen, The Mummy, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Return to Oz, MST3K, Anchorman, Dodgeball, The Avengers
Favorite Music The Decemberists, Alabama 3, The Killers, The Beatles, fun., Daniel Kahn & The Painted Bird, Timber Timbre
Favorite Books Including authors:, Mary Roach, Terry Pratchett, Gregory Maguire, Harry Potter, Wicked, Nothing: A Very Short Introduction, Letters to a Young Poet, Becoming a Writer

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

These questions have been really stupid up to this point. In this scenario my question is, "why would I want to escape?" Goat + Slinky = Endless Entertainment.