Gender	Female
Location	Chicago, United States
Introduction	Chicago. Wife. Mom. Marketing. Recruiting. Admissions. Swim Mom. This is our lives, raw and unedited - just like we are. Join me as I stumble my way through life, dragging my kids along!
Interests	Parenting. Chicago. Family. Reading. Crochet. Amigurumi. Private school. Christianity. Volunteering. Marketing. Recruiting. Admissions. Adoption. Swim Mom.
Favorite movies	You've Got Mail, Armageddon, My Best Friend's Wedding, Sound of Music, I Am Legend,
Favorite music	Daughtry. Pink. Fergie. Justin Timberlake. Kid Rock. Adele.
Favorite books	Almost anything written by: Patricia Cornwell. Sidney Sheldon. Mary Anne Mohanraj

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I will use the slinky to kill the goat. The decaying animal smell will draw attention and someone will investigate, leading to my ultimate rescue to be aired on CNN, FOX, NBC and CBS. I will then get to tour the morning talk shows for my 15 minutes of fame at which point I will appear on TMZ when I do something absolutely inappropriate that was of course, caught on camera.