kristina

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Gender Female
Location Chicago/Normal, IL
Introduction David Brent: Well, it depends what you mean by 'ultimate fantasy' because time travel's actually impossible...

Michael: We are going to choose team names, Dwight. Dwight: We will be called Gryffindor. Jim: Really? Not Slytherin? Dwight: Slytherin are the bad guys Jim. Jim: I know. Ok we will be Voldemort. Dwight: He who must not be named? I wouldn't do that. Jim: [chants with his team] Vold-e-mort. Vold-e-mort. Vold-e-mort. Dwight: Ok seriously, you really shouldn't be saying that. Michael: Ok, ok, Stanley your team name. Stanley: I don't care what you call my team. Michael: Ok, I will name your team the red team. Stanley: No; the blue team. Andy: We will be Team USA. Michael: Very good, Pam please take note that Andy is patriotic.

Friedrich Nietzsche; On Truth and Lies in a Nonmoral Sense: In some remote corner of the universe, poured out and glittering in innumerable solar systems, there once was a star on which clever animals invented knowledge. That was the highest and most mendacious minute of "world history"--yet only a minute. After nature had drawn a few breaths the star grew cold, and the clever animals had to die.
Interests politics, reading, sleeping, radiolab, mock trial
Favorite Movies matilda, jurassic park, troop beverly hills, rushmore, the darjeeling limited, royal tenenbaums, wet hot american summer, the baxter, love actually, whatever it takes
Favorite Music sally, the strokes, yeah yeah yeahs, the smashing pumpkins, rilo kiley, kings of leon, gaslight anthem, vampire weekend, weezer, charlie deets
Favorite Books harry potter, j.d. salinger, rant, david sedaris, roald dahl, fight club, lord of the flies, harrison bergeron, the giver, brave new world, the veldt, all summer in a day, palahniuk