Mike
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Maine, United States |
| Introduction | I hold the all-time record for best Facebook posts, as measured by myself. |
| Interests | Family |
| Favorite movies | Shawshank Redemption, Office Space |
| Favorite books | Too many to list. I am a voracious reader. |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
It depends on if my milkshake is into S&M.