Miss Chris

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About me

Gender Female
Location United States
Introduction I'm the proud mom of an 11 year old daughter, a 15 year old stepson, a handsome husband and the worlds cutest ShiTzu. I used to do karate but had to stop due to too many broken bones. All in all, life's good.
Interests Karate, surfing the internet, reading, crossword puzzles, languages, hanging out with my friends.
Favorite Movies Shawshank Redemption, Riding Giants, Wedding Crashers, Sixteen Candles, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, While You Were Sleeping, French Kiss, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, Idiocracy, and others I can't think of right now.
Favorite Music Anything but country!
Favorite Books Anything by Stephen King or Mary Higgins Clark.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

I wouldn't. It's too much fun to laugh.