Melissa
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | There was no choice for "wayward vagabond." Imagine that. |
| Location | Hoboken, NJ, United States |
| Introduction | A reformed corporate drone, 3_ year old Melissa opted to give up the safety of a (shitty) paycheck to pursue a life filled with passion, or at least one without so many damn acronyms and spreadsheets. She now spends her time conversing with like-minded people who, despite the tough economic climate, are ditching "normal" career paths in order to create their own realities. When not documenting the lives of the lost, Melissa is a vocal proponent for LGBT rights, a pretty terrible wife, and self-proclaimed "Anti-Mom." Observant, witty, blunt to a fault, and obsessively opposed to the typical, this blog will chronicle Melissa's meandering journey one mile west of the greatest city in the world as she seeks beauty, truth, passion, justice, a decent cucumber martini, and a life that's not so fucking cliché. |
| Interests | Travel, Hendrick's Gin, Talking about going to the theatre but never actually following through, judging others...especially self-righteous "mommies," sushi, sex, social media, the Sunday NY Times (in print...bitches), hanging out with my "boys" and talking about life, playing my iPod too loud in public places, red velvet cupcakes, turkish bathrobes, video editing, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers, food and wine, quoting Family Guy, impromptu dance parties, sarcasm, telling my dog he has no friends, giving in to the occasional acid flashback. |
| Favorite movies | Breakfast at Tiffany's |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
His teeth are fake.