Ram

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Gender Male
Occupation Student
Location Cagayan De Oro, Misamis Oriental
Introduction Ram does not sleep. He waits. Ram counted to infinity - Twice. Ram gave Mona Lisa that smile. Water boils faster when Ram watches it. When Ram exercises, the machine gets stronger. Ram doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is. Ram once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Ram. If you want a list of Ram' enemies, just check the extinct species list. When Ram had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors. Ram doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Ram died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Ram has already been to Mars, that is why there are no signs of life there. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Ram. Ram's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. Ram has never blinked in his entire life. Never. The atomic bomb isn't real. It's just Ram falling out a plane and punching the ground. When Ram falls in water, Ram doesn't get wet. Water gets Ram. On the 7th day of Creation, God rested. Ram took over. Ram can divide by zero.
Interests Friends.. (--, )
Favorite Movies Stealth, 300, Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Pirates of the Caribbean, Day After Tomorrow, Spiderman 3
Favorite Music The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Fall Out Boy, Stars, Flyleaf, The Killers, Hellogoodbye, 30 seconds to mars, Audioslave, Panic! at the Disco, Michel Bubble, Switchfoot
Favorite Books Manual, textbook, Dictionary, Encyclopedia, Tool Book

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