Robert Crane
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| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | Writes humor for crumbs and water. got any? |
| Location | Exit 24, New Jersey, United States |
| Introduction | An odd writer blessed with an unusual blend of: 1) wild imagination, 2) poor penmanship, and 3) nagging call to humor. Armed with a knack for god knows what, Bob has entertained humans, robots and crawlers with his witty theatrics for years now. Bob's self-published books "Cranelegs Pond the Blook" and "The Single Adventure of Inlin Freebosh" can be purchased on Amazon. |
| Interests | vacuuming, exaggerating |
| Favorite movies | Nightshift, Take the Money and Run, Napoleon Dynamite, The Graduate, and St. Elmo's Fire. |
| Favorite music | Anything not by that Pat Boone fella or that Kathy Lee Gifford gal. |
| Favorite books | Tick Tock by Brian regan |
All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?
trick question, i don't have an address book.