Reviews By Russ
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | London, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Allegedly raised by wolves in an abandoned cinema near Alderley Edge the Russ learnt to survive with only his cinematic cunning and a love of Steven Spielberg to keep him warm. After a brief incarceration in Oxford University's maximum security law faculty he escaped to London. Today he lives as a soldier of fortune having turned his back on lucrative careers in exotic dancing and international jewel theft. In 2008 he pawned the world's largest cursed emerald to finance his DVD addiction and his luxurious Barbican apartment. Scientists speculate his black trilby hat may be the source of his awesome magic powers... |