Melissa

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Industry Fashion
Occupation Designer
Location Brooklyn, NY, United States
Introduction 30-something, proud wife, proud mom, proud Brooklynite
Interests Clothes, books, meeting new people who make me laugh, good movies and the occasional bad one, food, drink, merriment
Favorite Movies Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, High Fidelity, Finding Neverland, Ray, A Christmas Story, Clash of the Titans
Favorite Music Thievery Corporation, Ella Fitzgerald, Brazilian Girls, The Shins, The Killers, Bumpus, Antibalas, Aerosmith
Favorite Books The Fury, The Colossus of New York, Middlesex, The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing, Naked, The Prophet

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

Couldn't do it - eyepatch and all would be shaking from the body-rocking laughter.