The Jack Sack
My blogs
| Industry | Law Enforcement or Security |
|---|---|
| Occupation | The World's Deadliest Manpurse |
| Location | Los Angeles, CA, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a murse. What's it to ya? |
| Interests | I carry stuff for Jack Bauer |
| Favorite movies | Raiders of the Lost Ark- Indy's Sack in the opening was some of the finest sack work I've seen in my life. Bravo, Indy Sack! |
| Favorite music | 2 Live Crew's "Savage in the Sack" |
| Favorite books | The Sack of Rome, by Alexander Stille |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt, You realize now that I have to start eating waffles. For Christmas, please send waffles.