My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Female
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Writer.
Location	Chicago, Illinois, United States
Introduction	I'm Tiny Elvis. The only people who call me by my real name are government officials and my good friend Darrin. Don't ask where Tiny Elvis came from. The answer will just confuse and possibly anger you. I clean when I'm angry, which is better than breaking plates against the wall. I enjoy saying "the mayor" and admire the hell out of a lady named Weezy, whom I've never even met.
Interests	Window shopping, playing my DS Lite, trying different types of whiskey and scotch, blogging, collecting records, practicing sarcasm.
Favorite movies	American Psycho, Being Julia, Bridget Jones's Diary, Trainspotting, The Opening of Misty Beethoven, Trading Places, Ghostbusters, Zoolander, Harold and Kumar Got To White Castle, Snatch, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.
Favorite music	The Beach Boys, The Beach Boys, and The Beach Boys. Also: The Cardigans, Feist, Sufjan Stevens, Eels, Jimmy Eat World, Third Eye Blind, Regina Spektor, Peter Bjorn & John, Josh Kelley, Bjork, The Monkees.
Favorite books	Candide, Valley of the Dolls, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Boy Meets Boy, The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, Beauty's Punishment, Beauty's Release, Looking for Mr. Goodbar, Devil in the White City, Thunderstruck, The Code of the Woosters.

All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?

The mayor's, because he likes to permanently borrow my corsets and I'd like them back.