Animanous
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Savior |
| Location | An unknown suburb of Gotham City, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | is a carbon based lifeform from planet earth. He considers himself an agnostic dyslexic insomniac cuz he lies awake at night and wonders if there is a dog. |
| Interests | Unravelling the mysteries of the universe, using atoms to my advantage. |
| Favorite movies | The Simpson's Movie |
| Favorite music | Any band playing exclusively the following instruments: ukulele banjo tuba and accordion. |
| Favorite books | The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Jitterbug Perfume, Island, Into Thin Air, note, cook, check |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
This question seems to have its own innuendo built in. Therefore, my retort shall take the trashy romance novel approach... "His waffle, moist, but no longer flaccid, crashed against her hot griddle. The heat was bowing the griddle, and as the waffle filled her every nook and cranny, its moisture seemed to both dissipate and procreate in a sizzle of ecstasy they both knew would soon end."