Tony
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I detest all condiments, especially mayo. Drivers who block the left lane should be euthanized without Miranda warnings. It annoys me that Tyler Perry's "Madea Goes to the 7th Circle of Hell" movies keep getting green lighted. My wife says that everything that is wrong with me is due to not drinking enough water. I am a mouth breathing conservative. I believe Dan Marino is the best QB ever, Super Bowl or not. If money were no object I would own a Porsche 911 GT2 and drive a Mack tri-axle dump truck to work just to annoy the Global Warming Alarmists. My wife bakes healthful abominations called "Kale chips" and has convinced my children they are tasty, which violates the Geneva Conventions. I did once give my children cheese curls for breakfast (with OJ!), which caused my wife to beat me with a tire iron. Bob Lee Swagger is my favorite fictional character, and Al Gore is insane. I thank God every day for my wife (I forgive her for occasionally watching The Kardashians), and my children, who make me want to rush home every day just to hug them tight. Even on the days when they (the kids, not Tara) eat the dog food. |