Serena
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Real Estate |
| Occupation | physician |
| Location | Moscow, The Republic of Komi, Russia |
| Links | Audio Clip, Wishlist |
| Introduction | I live in Moscow, Russia with my great aunt Cleopatra of Egypt, who is also my daughter, cousin, and mother. I also live with my dad, Barbara, who is also my son, my husband, and my great, great grandfather. I am related to everybody so look at your family tree, I could be related to one of those people. I have two husbands, one is a goldfish, five daughters, twenty sons, nine cousins, five grandmothers, ten and a half grandfathers (There was an incident with a chainsaw, we don't talk about it much,) one mom, and one dad. I have more relatives but I don't feel like listing them right now. |
| Interests | I find bacon, sausage, juice, puppets, puppets drinking juice, ponies, clowns, ponies riding clowns, writing pens, coasters, laundry, dish detergent, bleach, staples, people, staples in people, hair, body odors, mysterious body odors, vampires, dog food, vampires eating dog food, CDs, mermaids, pirates, mermaids smacking pirates, notes, edible things, non-edible things, people eating non-edible things, and people eating edible things quite interesting. |
| Favorite Movies | I don't watch TV because there was an incident with the TV, we don't like to talk about it much either. I lost a leg, my second mom, and my new chainsaw. :( |
| Favorite Music | I hate everything. I hate books, I hate puppies, and I especially hate yogurt, Americans, non-Americans, kittens, hospitals, people in hospitals, people not in hospitals, you, your family, people that are not you or your family, beef, burgers, love, hearts, homework, and things that are not homework. The Audio URL I included contains the noises that are my life. Click play to listen to one. Here it is again http://soundbible.com/tags-whale.html |
| Favorite Books | I use books as kindle for my bonfire. There is one tonight. Would you like to come over, you're on the menu. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! |
You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?
Harpoon. Pig Oink. Whip. Elephant. Humpback Whale Call. Orca. Dolphins. Whale Spouting Out Water. Orca Whales Talking. Whale Feeding Calls. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE