Jay Pud
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | I pump gasoline for fat people and am about to get a college degree in kick assedness |
| Location | Stratford, CT, United States |
| Introduction | My name is Jay. I like to write. I have a daughter and a wife who just so happen to be the coolest women in the whole universe. That kind of sucks for you. If you're a girl, you'll never be number 1, and if you're a dude, you have to keep your hands off or I'll tell everybody in the world that you have an std, and then I'll hire some goons to give you an std at gun point. |
| Interests | Writing, movies, books, music, television, and like, totally hanging out with my friends and perming each other's hair, and then dancing, and then watching doctor dramas, and then having a pillow fight, and then just, you know, chatting about stuff. What's going on, know what I mean? And then maybe staying up late and totally eating like, a pound of chocolate cake. And then sneaking into my parent's liquor cabinet and stealing all the Peachtree Schnapps and mixing it with orange juice and drinking it until we're hammered and then totally dyking it out. Not that we're lesbos...ill...but, you know, just experimenting. And then I tell her that if she tells anyone in school I'll totally tell deny it and say that she raped me, and we'll no longer be BFFs, and that I'll have to find someone else to copy my math homework from. Fucking Bitch! Who does she think she is? I'm gonna kick her ass. After school tomorrow, watch. She'll regret the day she decided to mess with me. I'm going to rip her weave out. Did you know she wears a weave? Yeah...totally. Like she could grow her own hair. As if. |
| Favorite movies | Over the Top |
| Favorite music | Why is it that this question always seems like a dick measuring competition? Either I put some shit on here and you're all like "he's so hip," or "he's so not," or I don't put shit up here and you find your own music. If we ever hang out and you hear some banging shit in my car I will totally burn it for you because we're friends like that, and I know you would do the same for me. |
| Favorite books | Vonnegut, Christopher Moore, Michael Chabon, George Saunders, Roth, King, Bone, Hate, Dune, and a bunch of other trendy ass garbage that might make me seem a little deeper than I actually am. |