One of Many Lisas
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | The business of mockery |
| Location | Washington, DC, United States |
| Introduction | I have a vagina, and I love football. I also love New Kids on the Block, and if you have a problem with that, you can go screw. I'm clumsy. Sometimes I laugh too loud. Sometimes I kick ass a little too much. But I am always, ALWAYS completely fucking awesome! I want to punch Peyton Manning in his horseface. I spend a lot of time plotting ways to make this happen. Most of these plots involve sugar cubes and carrots, with the occasional bale of hay for me to use as cover. I don't enjoy the heat. I need to figure out a way to get revenge on my obnoxious neighbors that blare shitty bass music at all hours (if you have an idea that's legal, send me an email). I hate my job. I love the internets. |
| Interests | scrumtrelescence, actin' a fool, my football boyfriend marc bulger, bar whore repellant, being punctual, being the betht, ben roflisberger, ben wallace's afro, conspiracy theories, family, friends, fun times, harmless mischief, my other football boyfriend jeremy shockey, heckling umpires, infectious stadium chants, jimmy chitwood, footy jams, the pajama barn, photography, beets, longhorns, gay boys, musical geniuses, nfl showboating, not being passive aggressive, the law, pop, primanti bros., joe theismann is a douchebag, pti groupies, regular sized ben roethlisberger, stubhub trolls, the 7th inning stretch, the bus, the cheap seats, internet porn, the big show, the view askewniverse, mooby, the simpsons, the south carolina gamecocks, the super bowl shuffle, typing in all caps, pr0f3ss0r f4rnsw0rth, kevin smith, walt flannagan's dog, jean jackets, breakthroughs in dry cleaning, pocket sized animals, copious amounts of organizational systems in the closet, mr. peabody and his boy sherman, figuring out how to use my expensive camera, taking pictures, etc. |
| Favorite Movies | Anything by Kevin Smith, A Christmas Story, Love Actually, Pride &; Prejudice, pretty much anything with Will Ferrell, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Pulp Fiction, The Princess Bride, The Shawshank Redemption, etc., so on and so forth... |
| Favorite Music | 80's hair bands including but not limited to Warrant, Poison, Gn'R etc., Air Supply, No Doubt, Rilo Kiley, Jenny Lewis, New Edition, New Kids on the Block, The Jackson 5, Johnny Cash, Dave Matthews Band, ABBA, The Cure, Barenaked Ladies, Aimee Mann, Billy Joel, The Commodores, Cyndi Lauper, George Strait, Journey, Live, Ludacris, Madonna, Run DMC, Prince, Morris Day and the mothafuckin' Time, Skee-Lo, U2 |
| Favorite Books | Books? What are these books you speak of? If they made porn in book form I guess the dirtiest one would be my favorite. |
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
I can make some kickass crafts out of super glue and olive pits. But, my mom's dead so I doubt she'd care that I forgot her birthday.