Location	BLOOMINGTON, IN
Introduction	My son is the only child of an only child hence the title of my blog. I'm the fiscal officer of a very small academic unit at a very large public university in Indiana. These are the moderately amusing happenings to me and my family. I can promise a few things: I have a foul mouth. I complain a lot. I live to make people laugh. Sometimes they all combine into one blog post.

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

Run across the room and throw myself water in the ear side down; works like a charm every time!