Beanie
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | CEO of Casa de Beanie |
| Location | Chicago, IL |
| Introduction | Hey. Beanie here. This is my blog. Chances are you will either love my sense of humor or think that I should immediately sterilize myself so as not to further the ridiculousness. I am mom to a little boy, who we call Kiwi since we totally got it on in New Zealand and came home with the ultimate souvenir. I have been happily married to Mr. T for a long time. He's hilarious and a good sport about being blog fodder. Most importantly, we like each other, which is a fuckload better than simply loving someone. We have a racist dog named Token, he's the only black thing in our neighborhood. I enjoy drinking outside on patios and eating copious amounts of toblerone. I think people who smoke cigarettes are losers (I quit so that makes me better than you) and I distrust people who don’t drink. I hope you enjoy. |