America, at Blue Bird Detective Agency
| Location | Boulder, Colorado, United States |
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| Introduction | This Monday, on the twenty-sixth of July, my identity vanished without a trace. It is unclear whether or not it left of its own volition. No foul-play is expected at the present time. Join me as I investigate the factors involved in my identity's disappearance and attempt to discern its present whereabouts. If you have any information regarding my identity, referenced here as Green Keys, please contact either me or a licensed existential detective. |