dysfunctionalwannabehousewife

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Gender FEMALE
Occupation Bored and frusterated housewife
Location Somewhere I don't want to be
Introduction Hey peeps, The title says it all. I'm a housewife, a dysfunctional one. Not the most conventional Mother. I have a Master's degree I do nothing with. Domestically challenged. The kitchen frightens me. I'm Southern and sweet but cuss like a sailor, no filter, say exactly what I'm thinking, sometimes I put my foot in my mouth. I'm fun, easy going, tattooed, with really good manners, polite when deserved, a bitch when needed, with an uncontrollable need to express myself and be heard. Just a bored housewife telling it like it is and wanting to connect with others. If I make you laugh, great. If I offend you leave my page. Comments are always welcome Smooches
Interests shopping, talking, shopping, watching television, being lazy, more talking, shopping, reading, playing on the internet, and online shopping.
Favorite Movies All the stupid girly ones and some action ones. First one that comes to mind is G.I. Jane. Learned my favorite line ever in that movie.
Favorite Music I likes all types. I can jam to anything.
Favorite Books White Girl Problems Check it out if you haven't read it.