FppInternational
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Fashion |
| Occupation | Astronaut/Chicken Breeder |
| Location | Barranquilla, Atlantico, Colombia |
| Introduction | I am shorter than Dennis Rodman and have fewer piercings, but am also haunted by my days in the NBA, and regret working with Van Damme. |
| Interests | Colonization of third world countries by the Eskimos, Etymology of words begining with the prefix "finger" |
| Favorite movies | Tango and Cash, He spits on your Grave, Tittie Slickers, Steel Magnolias |
| Favorite music | That song that starts out "yeah yeah I got me a bunch-o-beans where the hell did I leave my pan" |
| Favorite books | anything by Phyllis Diller |
Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
who cares? turtles? dogs? what about the real problems facing us in this world? Like getting stains out of lynoleum.