Beka Burke
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Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
A moist waffle hitting a hot griddle? Are you serious? Does this mean that it's frozen and then thawed and, instead of sticking it in the toaster, you're bothering to plug in the griddle? Why the hell wouldn't you just go ahead and make pancakes with the griddle? Or, if you were set on waffles, heat up the waffle iron! Lazy bastards.