Football Jesus
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Religion |
| Occupation | Football Gurus |
| Location | In your faceville, Hottietown, Azerbaijan |
| Introduction | I am an ex-competitive fisherman and current tri county cup stacking champion 2 years running. I am a taurus with an impressive beanie baby collection. I know what computers are and I can make your fantasies spring to life like a mystical Incan panther. Can you handle it?! |
| Interests | Fireworks, Samurai Swords, Speedboats, Flammables, submarine-related collectibles, |
| Favorite movies | Roadhouse, Bloodsport, Rock and Roll High School, The complete Dorf boxset |
| Favorite music | Steve Perry, Jock Jams volumes 1-18, that's pretty much it. |
| Favorite books | see above... |
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
...that's really stupid.