The Wifest
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| Gender | Female |
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| Location | San Francisco, California |
| Introduction | wifest [wiy'-fest] adj. conforming to one's sincere notion of the ideal wife, usually incorporating a dialectic of empowered equality and unabashed womanliness. I can't believe she won an essay contest, replaced my fearful tears with laughter by beating me in an extended thumb-wrestling tournament, and still found time to invent and cook me that arousing birthday meal; she is the wifest! |
| Favorite movies | It's a Wonderful Life, Ghostbusters, Lost in Translation, Philadelphia Story, My Cousin Vinny, Desk Set, Secretary |
| Favorite books | The Trial, Stuff by Calvino, Harry Pottter, Blindness, To Kill a Mocking Bird, World War Z, Catch 22 |
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
On the smoldering embers of the houses and trees that Trogdor set ablaze during our fight, I will toast my marshmallows 'til golden brown.