Spouse Sparrow
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Southern California, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a stiff-upper-lipped Brit; I never let the natives see me bleed. |
| Favorite Movies | One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Birdy, Where Eagles Dare, Fisting Firemen 3. |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
Dried shit, and it would be in honour of me always being right.