The Butterknife
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Super Hero In High Heels |
| Location | Mississippi, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a humor writer for a local alternative weekly and a royal pain in the ass the rest of the time. This blog talks about my daily activities and various other meats and sundries. If you don't like it, kiss my ass. If you have any questions, kiss my ass. If you have any mean comments, kiss my ass. And, if I know you and don't mention you enough, be more interesting. |
| Interests | Writing, being vapid, drinking, telling people what to think, and yelling at idiots. This includes yelling at myself. |
Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
A boxed model airplane set. I refuse to answer your ridiculous question.