PardonmYspAnish
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Advertising |
| Occupation | Copywriter |
| Location | Dullsville, WA, Australia |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | I write words for a living. Therefore I now hate words. |
| Interests | Having multiple children. Plotting the slow demise of all traffic lights. Disgusting others with my bizarre eating habits. |
| Favorite movies | I love how this thing directs you to seperate each movie with a comma, as though someone'll read this and ask at their local Blockbuster for Don't Tell Mum The Babysitter's Dropped Dead Fred At Bernies. |
| Favorite music | All types. Insatiable for more. Post favourite bands, ditty's, tracks, poems in comments! |
| Favorite books | Books seem to be so much expensive than CDs for some reason. Consequently I have nothing to read but old copies of Hunter S Thompson essays and issues of MOJO. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Eat goat. Play with Slinky. Forget to escape.