My friends call me Mitzi
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Occupation | IHOP Hostess |
| Location | Orlando, FL, United States |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | I'm a 50-something single lady in Orlando, FL (orig from MN), who has worked as a teen counselor, a 70s porn star, and now an IHOP hostess. Perhaps you've heard me on a podcast. Perhaps I topped off your coffee. Perhaps you nailed me in a video. Whichever, thanks for stoppin' by. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Regina, Thank you so much for the big, sticky cock. I know just where to put it. Toodle-loo! Mitzi

