DAVID DORRIS
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Cog in the man's machine |
| Location | Parker County, State of Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I'm an accidentally domesticated, taxpaying homeowner with an ex-wife and three kids who are hell bent on driving me into bankruptcy. I enjoy naps, mexican food, adult beverages, adult films, speaking in tongues, baseball and getting pissed about stuff. Like so much Green Acres, my family and I moved from a perfectly good home in the city to an old, delapidated house in the country that is falling apart. When I'm not performing unlicensed electrical work or installing hardwood floors, I spend my time trying to balance my check book, hauling the kids to and from their activites, planning my impending mid-life crisis, drinking, wallowing in self pitty, pondering the meaning of life and fantacising about winning the lottery. |
| Interests | fireworks, folding laundry, breaking stuff, sleeping, remodeling, cursing in foreign languages, skimboarding, lighting, speaking in tongues, architecture, religion, bass fishing, sex, shining shoes, yelling at people for no reason |
| Favorite movies | Rasing Arizona, True Grit, Nacho Libre, Dazed and Confused, Role Models, anything with John Wayne, Zoolander, Boondock Saints, Cool Hand Luke, Step Brothers, Death Hunt, The Big Lebowski, Fandango, Role Models, Idiocracy, Semi-Pro |
| Favorite music | Elvis. |
| Favorite books | Twelve Mighty Orphans by Jim Dent, The Science of Hitting by Ted Williams, Choke by Chuck Palahniuk, The Holy Bible by God, Men at Work by George Will, Blind Ambition by John Dean, The Good 'Ol Boys by Elmer Kelton |