Industry	Arts
Occupation	Founder
Location	Happy Ninja Isle, Confusion, United States
Links	Audio Clip, Wishlist
Introduction	Among the native speakers of Happy Ninja Island - they can mispronounce my clan name as "Death"; Better yet in Kanji one can read my name as "Asian Orchard" ...
Interests	Sexy Women, Books, Movies, Television, Good Food, Fast Cars, Submarines, and Dirigibles.
Favorite movies	"The Return of the Musketeers"
Favorite music	Kinks, Gorillaz, Blur, Jethro Tull, Neil Young, Dean Martin
Favorite books	Cryptonomicon, Quicksilver, Pattern Recognition, The Mystery novel with maxicats and micromice, Grimm Sisters, The Ptolemy Gate, Retief ...

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

It's also snowing. And there's the green tea and onsens ...