Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land
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Gender | Male |
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Industry | Government |
Occupation | Lord over all Hobbits and master banana thief. |
Location | A small shack., The Candy Kingdom |
Introduction | Meet Trip Castalan. He has a real name too, but he'll only tell you if he likes you. Hello! Not the sperm guy. |
Interests | Why should I tell you? What if you use them against me? Huh? What kind of monster does that? HUH? |
Favorite Music | The bleeping noise my microwave makes when it's finished. It's in no way horrible! (Help me. They have me captive, they're forcing me to promote their range of microwaves! Send a SWAT team or something!) |
Favorite Books | Instructions from Ikea products, rulebooks to games... and... erm... Skulduggery Pleasant? Yeah, those are cool, I guess. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Climb up the wall.